Jeff, we really need to talk. You see I have this problem – and it’s
kind of your fault and by kind of your fault I mean you have no idea who I am
but I’m buying in to the myth of celebrity (and writer as god) so I’m going to
talk to you like we’re old mates in a way that is just a little bit creepy… but
whatever back to my problem (which is still entirely your fault Jeff).
